Howard (voice from inside): Enough with the guilt, ma, we’ll still see each other. Sheldon: I knew it! PS3, definitely PS3, who would pick a mountain bike? Raj: You get to choose between a mountain bike or a PS3. Leonard: I’m sorry, that really is how it works. You honestly expect me to believe that social protocol dictates we break our backs helping Wolowitz move, and then he only need buy us a pizza? I can finally get away from my mother, and we can all spend some more time together, if you catch my drift. Howard: I’ll take the apartment upstairs. Howard (after Raj whispers to him): You’re right, that’s a great idea. Penny: I tried making it better, he wouldn’t go for it. You know what? Anyone could rent that apartment now, an opera singer, the cast of stomp, yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg. Penny: Well, I’m sure the new people will be just as quiet. That’s what made them perfect, there were no awkward hellos in the halls, there was no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors, they may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape without that annoying ammonia urine smell. Penny: Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out? Sheldon: No, it’s not going to be fine, change is never fine. Penny: Sheldon, I’m sure it’s going to be fine. You don’t just drop it in, you let the bag sit in the water a while. Leonard: Slowly, like putting a new fish in a tank. Penny: How else was I supposed to say it? Leonard: Why would you just say something like that? Penny: The people upstairs are moving out. Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out? Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard. Howard: All right, Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today. Leonard: So they steamed your dumplings, get over it. I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing, but you never think it’ll happen to you. Sheldon: Penny, please, we’re facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids. Look, guys, for the future, I don’t mind killing the big spiders, but you have to at least try with the little ones.
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